'We thought we knew about them and about the strength of English football, but telling our players did not prepare them for the stamina they needed to stop Arsenal.'After the game, Jorge admitted that dominating theFrench league and having a comfortable win over Real Madrid had probably made some of his team complacent. But there is no getting round the fact that they score well on other counts. Two police officers were injured.The Derby striker, Marco Gabbiadini, said: 'We feel we have been through a war, not a football match.' Their goalkeeper, Martin Taylor, who was floored by a fan, described it as the 'most intimidating atmosphere I have known. His friends shake with laughter: Gavin, no expert at serious dope- smoking, has badly overdone it He looks at them, palely unrepentant 'I don't care It's what I'm here for.'(Photographs omitted). I want a garden to lift my heart; to be fecund, full, intriguing. After his brilliantly inventive debate on why dinosaurs are not mentioned in the Bible ('the perfect question to ask Jehovahs Witnesses knocking at the door'), he talks about being a transvestite The audience is uncomfortable Is he joking or not? He is He isn't Is he?Choice of material is one thing, delivery is another The basic question is whether to Stand Up or not. It was a slow death, though.'Even 20, 25 years ago we sold 5,000 tons of domestic coal,' says Mr Harvey.Last year the firm sold 250 tons 'The domestic coal business is dead,' he adds.

Voices were deepened and distorted, which was for protection, but unhappily made them sound like Lee Marvin. I guess we're the enemy.' Certainly, in the teenpix, adults were mostly shadowy, uncomprehending figures and the suburban home was a prison from which to escape to a much more consequential real world of fast cars and persons of the opposite gender.Hughes' more recent efforts have been sticky celebrations of domestic harmony - the central narrative dynamic of Planes, Trains and Automobiles, Driving Me Crazy and both the Home Alone films is the rush home for a big public holiday: the reunification of a dispersed / estranged family around the festive turkey. Old loft-angst favourites like 'Luka' have perked up too under the new regime. It is a sight worth seeing: change and decay in motion, the wheel of Time speeded up, a little bit of Apocalypse-on-Sea. Last year, President Museveni gave his blessing to the re-establishment of the Buganda monarchy, perhaps in the silent hope that it might placate the Baganda people and persuade them to support his election campaign.Prince Ronnie's coronation will re- establish a royal line, Mr Moorsom says, that stretches back 600 years. The export of militant Islam to the giant in their midst is the last thing they would want.(Photograph omitted). Leeds have yet to beat United in 12 attempts under Howard Wilkinson's management but they remain formidable proposition in their Elland Road bear-pit, and this was only their second defeat at home in the League in 30 matches.They were undone by goals of the highest class from Andrei Kanchelskis and Ryan Giggs, both of whom owed a considerable debt of gratitude to Mark Hughes, who gave another impressive master class in the art of centre-forward play.Much of the pre-match hype had focused on Eric Cantona and his return to face the team he left amid much acrimony, but threats to his well-being from Leeds' hooligan fringe had all the substance of hot air, and in football terms he had no more than a supporting role, with Hughes the leading man, in every sense.Lee Chapman, the former Leeds warhorse, had described the atmosphere whenever these two sides meet as 'not unlike a Nuremburg rally' - an assessment more accurate than his work has been for West Ham of late.A long run in enmity was fuelled when Leeds supporters dishonoured the memory of Sir Matt Busby by barracking throughout the minute's silence called after his death, and the ill-feeling which attended last night's match was such that 'special precautions' were deemed necessary to counter the threat of an extremist attack on Cantona.United were said to have brought a 'minder' to protect the players' player of the year, who won a championship medal at Elland Road before the flit which took him across the Pennines 18 months ago.A minder of another sort had been allocated when the two teams last slogged it out, in a goalless draw at Old Trafford on New Year's Day.

Communism can be seen as the godfather to Fascism, not its opposite. However, in private meetings with Hong Kong officials, businessmen, sinologists, legislators and bankers, Mr Patten has shown he plans a break with the past.He hopes to substantially reduce Foreign Office power over Hong Kong. THE whiff of charred reputation drifts across Centre Court this week. -----------------------------------------------------------------(Photograph omitted).

And to show how, I asked several experts for their Thought in 50 words, the rough equivalent of 30 seconds.First in was David Icke, former goalkeeper, television presenter and religious thinker. That is entirely speculative.'He recorded a verdict of unlawful killing.. A bientot] (What is 'until next year' in Spanish?)Miles Kington is on holiday.. Germany, as holders, and Spain, as hosts, had already qualified.The Spanish right-winger Victora Laphyra completed a hat- trick before Jo Green scored a late goal for England who, as in the semi-final against the Netherlands, were by no means outplayed.Scotland secured their place in Terrassa by coming from behind to beat Ireland 2-1 in the fifth place match. He appears to accept that shrewd political tactics is a better bet, finally, than flying off like a bumble-bee.Part of the tactics is to do with what he now calls co-operation with Labour, 'a power strand of thought and political philosophy that will always have its place', much as he would wish otherwise.'In the short term there are areas in which we can co-operate. He mixed his game astutely, moving the ball on the rare occasions when he was given room from his forwards, and gaining vast tracts of territory with his kicking.